Watch Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen online now...cause you know you want to

I've been gone for a while cause I was moving but what better way to make my comeback?

go here: http://stagevu.com/video/xtaxbgjccwmn

New G.I. Joe Movie Poster!

Did you know Marlon Waynes is in G.I. Joe? I keep pinching myself to remind me that its real. I hope he crosses over nicely. Anyway, there is a poster for G.I. Joe and I am happy that I am not the only person who thinks it has cheesy tag lings (thanks Filmonic).

"I Don't Think You're Beautiful, I Think You're Beyond It"

Here is the video for Lil Wayne's "Every Girl" feat Drake, Jae Millz, Gudda Gudda, and Mack Maine. Enjoy it suckas!!!!

Sherlock Holmes Trailer Gets The Diddy Treatment

So a few days ago I posted the trailer for Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes starring Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law. Someone remixed the trailer using N.E.R.D.'s "Rockstar"
and it makes the movie look completely different and way more awesome (if that was possible). Check it out below:

Sucks To Live In Orlando Today

Remember when you were a kid and you used to pretend that you were holding the rock with seconds left in the NBA Playoffs and you would try to hit that buzzer beating shot to win it all? Yeah well Lebron did it. The guy is so amazing he doesn't give us time to process the last thing he did before he does something even more ridiculous.
I have no words for this just watch...sucks to live in Orlando today.

Seth Mcfarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy

I just watched this dvd and thought it was amazingly funny. I love everything that Seth Mcfarlane puts out. I wanted to share it with you...look out for the Scotsman that yells at movies, and the skit with the frog prince. I can't wait for Cleveland...go to the site below to check it out for free...you're welcome.

http://stagevu.com/video/nkcxypjncogt

4 New Harry Potter & The Half Blood Prince TV Promos

Warner Brothers has been tugging at my Harry Potter heartstrings ever since they pushed back the release date, but today I am revitalized as if I consumed a gallon of the Hogsmeade equivalent of Red Bull. There are 4 new tv spots that have been released and all of them make my drawn on lightning bolt tingle. Check them out:

Rich Digga- Alien Weed

The past couple of weeks have been big for me in terms of Donald Faison news. First Next Day Air comes out, then news of Scrubs coming back even without JD blew my mind, now I find this video from he and his band "Rich Digga." This video is very funny and also features Deon Richmond (token black guy from "Not Another Teen Movie." Check it out and let me know what you think.

Alien Weed from Donald Faison

CBS' 2009-2010 Primtetime Schedule

Except for Monday nights, I always associate CBS with old people. When I see a NCIS commercial I actually envision old men in a nursing home violently shaking their canes at Mark Harmon. Anyway most notably is the change on Mondays. How I Met Your Mother moves from 8:30 to 8:00 and The Big Bang Theory moves from 8:00 to 9:30. It means I get to see TBBT but not HIMYM because as everyone knows I must stick with Heroes like a captain going down with a sinking ship...anyway here's the schedule.

MONDAY

8:00 - How I Met Your Mother
8:30 - Accidentally On Purpose
9:00 - Two and a Half Men
9:30 - The Big Bang Theory
10:00 - CSI Miami

TUESDAY

8:00 - NCIS
9:00 0 NCIS: Los Angeles
10:00 - The Good Wife

WEDNESDAY

8:00 - Old Christine
8:30 - Gary Unmarried
9:00 - Criminal Minds
9:30 - CSI:NY

THURSDAY

8:00 - Survivor
9:00 - CSI
10: 00The Mentalist

FRIDAY

8:00 - Ghost Whisperer
9: 00 - Medium
10:00 - Numb3rs

SATURDAY

8:00 - Crime Drama
9: 00 - Crime Drama
10:00 - 48 Hours

SUNDAY

7:00 - 60 Minutes
8:00 - The Amazing Race
9: 00 - Three Rivers
10:00 - Cold Case

MID-SEASON – Miami Trauma, The Bridge, Undercover Boss, Arranged Marriage, Rules of Engagement

ABC's 2009-2010 Primetime Schedule

Well I am not a huge fan of a lot of the shows on ABC. I am however psyched that they renewed "Better Off Ted" it also looks like "Scrubs" will be coming back even without JD. I will probably be watching "Lost" since its the in thing to do and I finally caught up to Season 5 and plan on finishing that over the summer. Here's the schedule for those of you who do watch ABC.

MONDAY

8:00 p.m. “Dancing with the Stars” (two-hours) | “The Bachelor” (mid-season)
10:00 p.m. “Castle”

TUESDAY

8:00 p.m. “Shark Tank”
9:00 p.m. “Dancing with the Stars the Results Show” | “Scrubs” (mid-season)
9:30pm: “Better off Ted” (mid-season)
10:00 p.m. “The Forgotten”

WEDNESDAY

8:00 p.m. “Hank”
8:30 p.m. “The Middle”
9:00 p.m. “Modern Family”
9:30 p.m. “Cougar Town”
10:00 p.m. “Eastwick”

THURSDAY

8:00 p.m. “Flash Forward”
9:00 p.m. “Grey’s Anatomy”
10:00 p.m. “Private Practice”

FRIDAY

8:00 p.m. “Supernanny”
9:00 p.m. “Ugly Betty”
10:00 p.m. “20/20”

SATURDAY

8:00 p.m. “Saturday Night College Football”

SUNDAY

7:00 p.m. “America’s Funniest Home Videos”
8:00 p.m. “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition”
9:00 p.m. “Desperate Housewives”
10:00 p.m. “Brothers & Sisters”

“The Bachelor” will air Monday nights from 8:00-10:00 p.m. following the run of “Dancing with the Stars,” and “Scrubs” and “Better Off Ted” will air at 9:00 p.m. and 9:30 p.m., respectively, following the run of “Dancing with the Stars The Results Show.”

Sam Raimi Knows Spidey 4 Needs To Be Better

Being that Spiderman is and always has been my favorite superhero, I was completely mortified when I saw Spiderman 3 and have been in a Spidey Daze ever since. I really hope that Raimi comes through with the 4th installment and it sounds like he shares my feelings on the subject. In an interview with cinematical.com, Raimi discusses Spiderman 4, failures, and lessons learned from them.

“I learn lessons on every single picture I make… I learned a lot on [Drag Me To Hell], about timing, and that you don’t have to give up any character at the expense of horror. It’s just an excuse that maybe I’ve used in the past. As far as Spider-Man, I’ve learned a lot of lessons about what people didn’t like and missteps that I’d made. But I learned those lessons on the previous two, I was just a little quieter about them. I made a lot of mistakes, and it’s part of the reason I so want to make this next story of Peter Parker.”

“I really think I know in my heart who the character is… I would like one more chance at it [that character]. [With] the Spider-Man films, I’ve made mistakes, but I really do look at them as things that I’ve learned, and hope that when I apply what I’ve learned to this next one, I really make a film that people enjoy and is really true to the character in a fresh, original way. That’s my goal.”

I officially can't wait for Spidey 4

Teen Titans 12 Hour Marathon

Attention all fanboys!!! Cartoon Network will be airing 12 uninterrupted and glorious hours of teen titans on Monday May 25th from 12 noon to 12 midnight. UNFORTUNATELY not everyone will be able to see them as they will be aired on Cartoon Network's Boomerang channel. Sorry to all that will miss it (Tear...)

NBC's 2009-2010 Primetime Schedule

NBC announced it's 2009-2010 primetime schedule. Some key notes are that my favorite show Heroes got moved from 9pm to 8pm on Mondays which means its going to take me away from How I Met Your Mother on CBS, Chuck looks like its going to run on Mondays midseason, and thursday nights get a new comedy "Community" it stars Joel McHale the awesome host of The Soup on E! Other than that it looks like Jay Leno is pulling a Brett Favre and not retiring as he will be on for an hour EVERY night...I hope its good. Anyway here's the schedule followed by preview for "Community"

NBC’s 2009-2010 Schedule

MONDAY
8-9 p.m. – “Heroes”
9-10 p.m.—“TRAUMA”
10-11 p.m. – “THE JAY LENO SHOW”

TUESDAY
8-10 p.m. – “The Biggest Loser” (two-hour edition)
10-11 p.m. – “THE JAY LENO SHOW”

WEDNESDAY
8-9 p.m. – “PARENTHOOD”
9-10 p.m. – “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit”
10-11 p.m. – “THE JAY LENO SHOW”

THURSDAY
8- 8:30 p.m. – “SNL WEEKEND UPDATE THURSDAY” (multi-episode run)
8:30-9 p.m. – “Parks and Recreation”
9- 9:30 p.m. – “The Office”
9:30-10 p.m. – “COMMUNITY” (moves to Thursdays 8-8:30 p.m. after multi-episode run “30 Rock” returns)
10-11 p.m. – “THE JAY LENO SHOW”

FRIDAY
8-9 p.m. – “Law & Order”
9-10 p.m. – “Southland”
10-11 p.m. – “THE JAY LENO SHOW”

SATURDAY
8-9 p.m. – “Dateline NBC”
9-10 p.m. – “TRAUMA” (encore broadcast)
10-11 p.m. – “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” (encore broadcast)

SUNDAY
7- 8:20 p.m. “Football Night in America”
8:20-11 p.m. “NBC Sunday Night Football”

NBC MID-SEASON 2010 SCHEDULE
(2010 WINTER OLYMPICS preempt regularly scheduled programming from February 12-28, 2010)

*New programs in UPPER CASE

MONDAY
8-9 p.m. – “Chuck” (season premiere)
9-10 p.m.—“DAY ONE”
10-11 p.m. – “THE JAY LENO SHOW”

TUESDAY
8-9:30 p.m. – “The Biggest Loser” (90-minute edition)
9:30-10 p.m. – “100 QUESTIONS”
10-11 p.m. – “THE JAY LENO SHOW”

WEDNESDAY
8-9 p.m. – “MERCY”
9-10 p.m. – “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit”
10-11 p.m. – “THE JAY LENO SHOW”

THURSDAY
8- 8:30 p.m. – “COMMUNITY”
8:30-9 p.m. – “Parks and Recreation”
9- 9:30 p.m. – “The Office”
9:30-10 p.m. – “30 Rock”
10-11 p.m. – “THE JAY LENO SHOW”

FRIDAY
8-9 p.m. – “Law & Order”
9-10 p.m. – “Southland”
10-11 p.m. – “THE JAY LENO SHOW”

SATURDAY
8-9 p.m. – “Dateline NBC”
9-10 p.m. – “Southland” (encore broadcast)
10-11 p.m. – “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” (encore broadcast)

SUNDAY
7-8 p.m. – “Dateline NBC”
8-9 p.m. – THE MARRIAGE REF
9-11 p.m. – “The Celebrity Apprentice” (season premiere; two-hour edition)

Madea 911 Tape

Tyler Perry is not done milking everything he can out of Madea and I for one am happy about it. Madea is a once in a lifetime character who is always funny no matter the circumstance. The only problem I have with the Madea movies is that it seems like she is barely in them. "Madea Goes To Jail" was more about Rudy Huxtable than the title character. But you can always count on Madea to put butts in the seats for those movies and it seems like "I Can Do Bad All By Myself" is no exception check the teaser trailer below:

Funny People has a lot of...Funny People

Judd Apatow is officially the king of comedies. 40-Year-Old Virgin and Knocked Up were the types of movies that had storylines that were amazingly easy to relate to. Even though they were comedies there was a splash of realness that you don't really get to see in a most comedies that you can watch over and over again. It seems like Mr. Apatow is resorting to the "if it ain't broke don't fix it" mentality with his new movie Funny People. The film has all the right people to fit the title...Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, Leslie Mann, Aziz Ansari, and just for fun he threw in Eric Bana who I never thought of as a funny person but from the trailer seems to fit right in himself. Check out the trailer below.

99 Words For Boobs by Robert Lund

I was perusing some of the videos over at Funny or Die and I saw this one that made me laugh. My favorite is Bambi's Thumpers lol. Check it out.

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Watch Miss March Now...

Miss March surpassed all of my expectations. Its no Harold and Kumar, Sex Drive, or Fanboys, but it delivers its own style and humor which isn't bad at all. It stars Zach Cregger and Trevor Moore (The Whitest Kids You Know). But its Craig Robinson who steals the show as Horsedick.MPEG I will say no more...you have to see for yourself.
Check it out by following this link. Enjoy:
http://stagevu.com/video/tbhzcspxyiqo

HIMYM Season Finale: The Leap

Last night was the season finale of How I Met Your Mother. I thought the season finale was two weeks ago but that was a fake out with Stella. Even Yahoo.com's Primetime in No Time thought Stella would be the mom...I wasn't fooled. Anyway last night Ted finally told the story of the goat, Barney and Robin hooked up, and Ted took the job as a professor. It was a good episode and apparently the mom is in Ted's class, nice cliffhanger. Can't wait till next season. If you missed the episode check it out below.

Casey Wilson is Hilarious

People have been hating on some of the new cast members of SNL but I don't have a problem with any of them. It seems like Bobby Moynihan has his Pepper skits, Michaela Watkins has her Bitch Pleeze appearances on Weekend Update (which are hilarious by the way) It just seems like Casey Wilson is underused and falling into more of a miscellaneous category of cast member, that is until I found this gem of a video over at Funnyordie.com Enjoy.

SNL's Casey Wilson Reads Internet Comments from Casey Wilson

Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen Tv Spots

Michael Bay, director of the upcoming sequel to 2007's smash Transformers has uploaded 3 TV spots to his website michaelbay.com You can see them below:

Transformers Revenge of the Fallen "It's On.." from Bay Films/Michael Bay Dot Com on Vimeo.

Transformers Revenge of the Fallen "Greatest Enemy" from Bay Films/Michael Bay Dot Com on Vimeo.

Transformers Revenge of the Fallen "Forms" from Bay Films/Michael Bay Dot Com on Vimeo.

Really? Well Ok...I Guess

It seems like most people are down with the president because everyone who isn't ends up on TV on the news or something. The latest hater is James Harrison, the Pittsburgh Steeler Linebacker who huffed and puffed his way to a 100-yard interception return for a touchdown in the Super Bowl.

Harrison actually said this: "This is how I feel: If you want to see the Pittsburgh Steelers, invite us when we don't win the Super Bowl," Harrison told Pittsburgh TV station WTAE. "As far as I'm concerned, he (Obama) would've invited Arizona if they had won."

He missed the whole point of the post championship White House visit...which is unbelievably simple: the team that wins the championship gets to visit the White House so yes James, the Cardinals indeed would be meeting Obama if they had in fact won.

Ahhh Athletes and their mental abilities.

Lebron and Kobe + Muppets = Greatness

I am late on posting this but these are two new ads for Nike Basketball featuring Kobe Bryant and LeBron James. There are very funny and LeBron is voiced by Keenan Thompson...Oh the humanity!!!!

Elementary My Dear Jude Law!

Robert Downey Jr. is a busy man. One week after being spotted in the big donut on top of Randy's Donuts in LA whilst in his Iron Man suit, the trailer for his up and coming probable smash hit Sherlock Holmes...lol maybe not smash hit but moneymaker nonetheless.
Check out the trailer below.

Moms With Firearms

Just when you thought it was over...and we did...Madonna has enlisted the help of Captain Save A Song (AKA Lil Wayne). This song "Revolver" is a lot of noise and at first Madonna doesn't even sound like herself. Wayne is Wayne but I am not sure its enough to save this song. Check for yourself.

Drake from Degrassi

I have been hearing this song "Best I ever had" from Drake everywhere lately. Then I realize that this is the handicapped dude from Degrassi who blessed me with such memorable lines as..."Dude is that my Triple 5 Soul shirt, I know its not yours cause you can't afford it." Ahhhhh High School. Anyway I posted a video of him in Degrassi as well as his song.

Star Trek vs. Star Wars

So after I watched Star Trek I was thinking to myself- "Self, that movie was a lot like Star Wars." And I had good reason, director J.J. Abrams has always claimed to have grown up more of a Star Wars fan than a Trekkie. On my daily venture around the web, I was fortunate to stumble across a video from CollegeHumor.com that shares my thoughts on the subject. Enjoy:

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

We Want More Gambit!

Taylor Kitsch...the gentleman who portrayed Gambit when he was finally brought to silver screen...has commented on the possibility of returning as the Creole One in a Wolverine sequel.

“Man, good on Hugh for doing that to his body again,” he laughed as we told him about the film. “I hadn’t heard that was going to happen! You have my brain going now about what I’d love to do with Gambit!”

“I’m just excited to go deeper into Gambit. It’s a flattering thing when people say that the only shitty part about the character is we didn’t see enough of him. If that’s the case, bring it on. I want to go deep into Gambit.”

“He has so many more colours to explore. I want to go dark with that cat. There are so many things I want people to see of him and he really is his own deal. In Wolverine he was very much moving the story along. If I can have some moments where you go deeper into Gambit’s back-story and why he was the way he was at that poker table — that’s a fun thing to explore.”

“I have the tools now to do some larger fights and I’d be really excited to get a chance to do that, too. I have so many ideas in my mind right now!”

I love Gambit in the comics and on the old X-Men cartoon and can only hope and pray that they bring him back and give him more to do.

Fired Up

Having a girlfriend who was a cheerleader in high school has afforded me many opportunities to see ridiculous cheerleader movies and their unnecessary sequels (you know who you are). Fired Up was not one of those movies...in fact it was almost made more for me than it was for her.

After seeing this movie, I was looking forward to having it on DVD so I might see it again. Unfortunately, the DVD will not appear on store shelves until June 9th. But your friends at the Stupefied Ridiculous have found a link for you to enjoy and download this movie to your computers.

Enjoy: http://stagevu.com/video/onlktdvzzkyq

Dane Cook ISolated INcident

Dane Cook's Isolated Incident aired last night on Comedy Central. It was 54 minutes of uninterrupted stand up. Cook did a great job of re-establishing himself and debunking all of his "haters."

He talked about dirty sex, fan mail, and "twatswatters (the female version of a cockblocker...it'll probably catch on by the end of the week).

He needed this stand up to be good and it was. You can watch a clip here:

Jokes.com
Dane Cook - Internet Hate
dians.comedycentral.com
Dane Cook Kool Aid Video More Dane Cook Videos Joke of the Day

The Force Is Strong With This One...

So I watched the highly anticipated movie, Fanboys today. Set in 1998 it is the story of 4 friends who act on a longtime plan of breaking into Skywalker Ranch to steal and watch the working print of
Episode 1: The Phantom Menace. Along the way are encounters with trekkies, William Shatner, and of course the lovely Kristen Bell.

This movie has an awesome cast, and a nice amount of cameos (Seth Rogen as two characters!)

The DVD is in stores May 19th but if you can't wait just follow the link here: http://stagevu.com/video/jfksgpncqzyp